420goku:

you better be

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via thetrialsandtriumphsoflife)


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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

(via tasticsmurf)


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mysticaljew:

oh my GOD

italiansupreme:

That awkward moment when guys try to to hit on you and you’re already checking out their girlfriends.

(via understandingthemeow)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

(via candykringle)

lesbian-god:

xtoxicwaste:

lacrimeoceaniche:

praisemypussy:

emfitzzz:

Holy shit. How are girls even straight.

I ask myself the same question all the time.

Ah

Um wow

The question is - how could I not be gay?😍
hqlines:

~ Marilyn Monroe
You have a say in who hurts you